Lucky Gal

It was a beautiful morning. I woke up and looked around me. My friends have not woken up yet. We have been in this warehouse for months now. After a while somebody opened the big door loudly. Soon lots of men barged in and started carrying me and my friends towards a truck that was parked outside.

We were all so scared. Some were even crying but these heartless men don’t seem to care about us. They chose to ignore us and closed the door. Since it was a hot day the truck was like an overheated oven. It was dark, stuffy and uncomfortable. I heard many vehicles zooming by our truck but none of us shouted. We just sat inside waiting with a hammering heart, scared witless because we had no idea what would happen next.

I slept even though it was uncomfortable and the next morning the door was opened again. Bright sunshine flooded in and we were flabbergasted for a minute. We saw people staring at us and we were so scared. Soon a man came clapping his hands in a rather odd manner and exclaimed that he wanted me. ‘I just can’t wait to get my hands over her’, he cried. I felt like someone threw a bucket of cold water at me. He winked at a young boy and he came and picked me up and carried me to his room. My god, what does this strange man want from me.

Once inside the room the boy left me on top of a bed I think. I closed my eyes praying that this man would leave me alone. I thought I heard a snip and when I opened my eyes I saw him holding something. Oh no, is it some sort of a toy? Is he a lunatic, but who could save me now? I felt a bit better when he started to caress my body and making soothing sounds as he came close to me. Within a few minutes I felt a sharp pain and I passed out because of the pain and I couldn’t endure it.

The next morning when I woke up I felt sore and every part of my body hurt. I realized that I was not alone. There were plenty of faces I knew from the warehouse. We were just hanging around when somebody burst in screaming the life out of everyone, ‘she’s here’. I knew instantly that a very important person must be coming. I hoped that this person would save me from this mad house. I looked at the entrance and in came a skinny woman with bee stung lips. What do they see in her? Everyone rushed to greet her and were making a big fuss to please her.

She walked around looking at us like we were on for sale. She stopped in front of me and whispered, ‘I like you’ and turned to the funny man who always happen to be clapping his hand in an odd manner and said ‘perfect, like always, I want her’. So I was off with her in her posh limo god knows where. I was anxious to know where she was taking me. I looked at her nervously. She is not that bad looking but there’s something about her mouth that doesn’t go with her features.

I relaxed against the soft velvety cushions and thought about my life. As long as I remember I’ve been handed over from one person to the other. I longed for a real home where I can relax and be happy. I don’t know how long I was in the car. I must have dozed off and the skinny woman must have taken me inside. How nice of her, I thought gratefully. However I felt that I have changed or to be more precise, I have blossomed. Somehow I must have filled up or something. Well, I certainly felt more like an adult, I suppose.

I noticed that it was awfully quite and then I saw that everyone’s eyes were focused on me. There were lots of lights and people around me. I didn’t see the kind skinny woman anywhere, she must have given me up I thought sadly. Just as I looked up I saw the most handsome man I have ever laid eyes on in front of me. I could hardly breath. He was looking at me with those sexy eyes and I felt my heart melting with pure desire. He was looking at me with such, I don’t know…hunger and then he stood up and came towards me. My heart was doing somersaults by now and then he grabbed me from the front and ouch, I felt like he ripped my body and I was unconscious.

Yes, now I have no home and I hangout with my junk yard buddies. After they discarded me in the dump I found out that the bee stung woman was the famous Julia Roberts and the hot sexy man was Richard Gear. You might wonder why they got rid of me, well as it happens I happen to be too sexy. Julia was wearing me on one of the scenes where he takes her to the hotel and since she looked so irresistible Richard lost control….yes, they had to omit the scene in the end. By then I was ripped so badly that the funny man who clapped his hand in an odd manner could not fix me as there was no more material left.

So they just threw me to the dumpster. I might not have a closet like I dreamed to hang around all the time and be worn once in a while but I’m the most popular gal in the dump. After all, few lucky gals like myself have had the privilege to meet famous people like Julia Roberts and Richard Gear. So everyone looks up to me and I’m truly happy here even though sometimes it is a bit difficult to cope with the revolting stench.